Ola
Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 10:45 pm
hi,
My names Juicey Nutz and im here to introduce myself a little
The day I was born, the nurses wept in despair, for they knew they would never see a child such as I again.
In the 8th grade, I was invited to participate in an international thinktank on aging.
My hobbies include experiments into controling the weather, and a successful attempt to breed dolphins and humans.
I was introduced to the French school of cooking by a wizened Oriental master over a campfire.
I have recieved an award from the IRS on the beauty and prose of my tax returns.
I have composed symphonies so beautiful that several members of the audience damaged their eardrums in an attempt to deafen themselves, as they knew they would never hear anything so beautiful again.
I don't need these lines to get laid.
My fasion sense is unparalelled.
I am the only person to climb Mt. Everest in a tshirt and shorts.
I free-dived with the box jellyfish, and lived to tell about it.
I am humble. I have no need to brag.
oh yeah and i own a 2017 px2 ranger that is more boring than watching paint dry
My names Juicey Nutz and im here to introduce myself a little
The day I was born, the nurses wept in despair, for they knew they would never see a child such as I again.
In the 8th grade, I was invited to participate in an international thinktank on aging.
My hobbies include experiments into controling the weather, and a successful attempt to breed dolphins and humans.
I was introduced to the French school of cooking by a wizened Oriental master over a campfire.
I have recieved an award from the IRS on the beauty and prose of my tax returns.
I have composed symphonies so beautiful that several members of the audience damaged their eardrums in an attempt to deafen themselves, as they knew they would never hear anything so beautiful again.
I don't need these lines to get laid.
My fasion sense is unparalelled.
I am the only person to climb Mt. Everest in a tshirt and shorts.
I free-dived with the box jellyfish, and lived to tell about it.
I am humble. I have no need to brag.
oh yeah and i own a 2017 px2 ranger that is more boring than watching paint dry